Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Take 'Em All

BENCH DAY

More exciting deloading

Bamboo Bench - cause why not?
50x8
70x8

Bench
95x5
95x5
115x5
115x5

DB Bench superset w/CG Cable Rows - all 5 sets back to back with minimal rest
50x10, 100x10
50x10, 100x10
50x10, 100x10
50x10, 100x10
50x10, 100x10

Pushups superset w/Inverted Rows - no rest
20, 10, 5, 3, 2, 1

I wanted to keep my heart rate up for a little bit longer, so I made that last thing up, where I just did 20 pushups, turned over, did 20 inverted rows, and kept halving the number of reps til I got to 1. My only rest was the time it took to flip over and switch exercises.

Just screwing around with Sean, I also did a set of hammer curls and barbell curls. Just because.

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Tuesday Cardio

BB Complex:
Row
Clean
Front Squat
Push Press
Back Squat
Good Morning

4 sets of 8 reps at 85 lbs with 90 secs rest in between.

After this I went outside to split wood for 10 minutes, which was work I had to get done anyway, so I just turned it into a workout by doing it vigorously and with as little rest as possible. It seemed to work well enough.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Shut Up Punk

BENCH DAY

Now with homo erotic pictures!

Warm Up:
Static stretching
I,T,Y band pull aparts

Close Grip Floor Presses:
Bar x 10
Bar + 4 Chains (Each chain is approx 40lbs) x 10
95 + 4C x 10
135 +4C x 4
135 + 6C x 2
95 + 6C x 8
95 + 6C x 7



Wide Grip Rows:
2 Plates x 10
2 Plates and 2 Quarters x 8
2 Plates and 2 Quarters x 8


Overhead Press:
Bar x 10
95 x 10
95 x 10
95 x 10

Riddle took his shirt off. Which was our cue to get gay.

1 Arm Pulldowns:
80 x 10
90 x 6
90 x 8


Circuit:

Ab Wheel: 15
Cable Curl:
Push Up / Row: 25lb DB x 10 ea

3 times through, no rest.


Push Up / Row w/ KBs:
16kg x 5 each (which is about all we could stand at this point)
16kg x 5 each
16kg x 5 each




Armbar:
24 kg. 30 second hold. Two sets. Did each arm back to back. So left arm, 30 seconds. Rest for a beat. Then 30 seconds again. Repeat on the right. My shoulders were spasming like crazy, all the different muscles were firing trying to stabilize the weight.

All of this took about 2 hours.
Some dude on the fitness forum I read started a website a bit ago called Now You Try. Where they do monthly fitness contests. It's a pretty good idea, and this month is throwing a 25 lb weight for distance.

I'm planning on competing, you guys should too. Rumor has it Kendrick Farris may compete, which is pretty cool.

Sign of the Times

Playing catch up with the updates a bit.

SQUAT DAY

I forgot my notepad for this workout, and Riddle didn't post to his blog, so all these numbers and lifts are a product of a two day old memory.

Warm Up:

Static and dynamic stretching with bands

Sled Drag: 3 plates, 5 trips up and down the parking lot.


Safety Squat Bar Box Squats:
Bar x 10
Bar x 10
95 x 8
135 x 8
135 x 6
185 x 6
185 x 6
225 x 6

This was my first time using the SSB, and like all these other new experiences, it took some getting used to. Although I would assume that trying to fix my squat while squatting under a new bar every week would be counterproductive, I'm finding that my form is improving. The SSB, like the Cambered Bar, holds the weight at a lower level than the straight or Buffalo Bar. It does not swing like the Cambered Bar, rather it tends to push your head forward and attempts to round your upper back. This requires you to arch harder and make a more concentrated effort to keep your head up and chest out. And if you've ever seen me squat, that is my main problem. My first few sets at 185 were pretty much garbage, as I did not arch properly and I would slam my butt onto the box. Through Riddle's coaching and a greater sense of focus I was able to correct this and finish with two quality sets.

Btw, I looked up at the giant whiteboard Lexen has to document their lifters PRs and saw Riddle has a PR total of 2160. Thats an Elite total. Glad I have someone like him correcting my squat than some dickhead at the local Ballys Globo Gym.


Log Snatch:

This was new to all of us and will take a second to explain. Also, I have no idea what they're called, so I just made up a name. Whatever.

We were squatting early Sunday morning while Chuck fucking Vogelpohl was benching with a handful of other Neanderthal Silverbacks. They finished up while we neared the end of our squat routine, and Chuck came over to see what we were up to.

He talked to Riddle for a minute and asked what we were doing next. This is a bad sign. This means he's going to pull something out of his bag of torture and throw it in our faces.

What he had us to was this:

First lay the log down at your feet as if you were going to deadlift it. Then bend at your hips and row the bar up to your chest. So that your chin is just above the top of the log. My brother Ben demonstrating this portion of the lift:



Once you have completed the row you then arch your back hard, explode with your hips, and raise the log so that you are now standing upright. The whole time the bar must remain against your chin.


Though it is easier to think of it as two motions, Chuck referred to it as a snatching movement. Pull the log to your chest/chin with your arms, and then immediately explode with your hips, allowing the bar to fly up.

Log x 10
Log x 10
Log x 10
Log + 10lb plates on each side x 10

Reverse Hypers:
Three 35s on each side x 8, x8, x8

Circuit:
Cable Crunches: 90 x 15
Ab Wheel: 15
Gripper: Two Plates x 30

Three times through, no rest



BONUS DEADLIFT DAY

Memorial Day. We figured no one would be at the gym, and we were right. Yeah, we squatted the previous day, but whatever.

Circuit:

Neck Harness: 25 x 30
Gripper: Two Plates x 40
Pinch Grip: 15lb x 20

Three times through, no rest.

Warm Up:
Static and dynamic stretching with bands

Deadlifts (Conventional):
135 x 8
135 x 8
185 x 5
225 x 5
275 x 5
315 x 3
405 x 1


This was new. I love to do Zercher Squats but I'm more than annoyed with the elbow pain they give me. This harness goes a long way in alleviating that annoyance.

Although you can most certainly perform a basic Zercher Squat in this equipment, we opted for more of a Good Morning movement. Mark Bell in the video above demonstrated approximately what we did. We placed our hands on the bar, however, to stabilize it, and focused on bending at the hips and then thrusting the hips forward. Think of a hip thrust, but standing, and not as retarded.

135 x 10
135 x 10
225 x 10


Monday, May 31, 2010

Hate & War

DEADLIFT DELOAD DAY

Deadlifts
135x5
135x5
155x5
155x5
185x5
185x5

Reverse Hyper
Red Band x 10 x 5

This proved to be sufficient tension, especially on a deload week. I couldn't even get my legs to parallel using the orange band we've got. We'll have to play around with ways to increase the tension in smaller increments. Otherwise, I liked this.

We then came up with a way to use it to do leg lifts where we laid on our backs, hooked the band up so there was no tension at the bottom, and then raised our legs til they were perpendicular to the ground.

Leg Lifts
Red Band x 10 x 3

Ab Wheel
10
15
15

I also ran 3 miles in 27 minutes this morning about three hours before we lifted.

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I am at the midway point of my fat loss attempts. If you recall, I started at 191 and 22% bf. My goal was to lose twelve pounds in 6 weeks. This morning I weighed in at 183 and 19.2% bf. That is obviously good progress, but I'm not going to take anything for granted and keep pushing as hard as I can to make sure I meet my goals, and hopefully exceed them. I have included some midpoint pictures for your viewing pleasure. Hopefully you can tell which are the beginning and which are the current ones. I have blocked out my face because for the beginning pictures, I thought it would be funny if I made a stupid face for the picture. However, this only made my look like I had real mental problems, so I made the executive decision that no one would get to see those.



My poor posture really stands out in the side view. I should fix that.





Sunday, May 30, 2010

I'm So Bored With The USA

MILITARY PRESS DAY

I chose our deload week to get back on the ball with regular updates. Fuck you, I don't care.

Military Press
65x5
65x5
75x5
75x5
75x5

Dips
10
10
10
7
5
8

Interspersed throughout these sets, I did 13 sets of 4 Neutral Grip Chins. I didn't really have a great way to deload the assistance work on this day, nor did I have much desire to. The only concession I made was switching to an easier grip for chins and not really trying to get either the 50 dips or 50 chins that I shoot for on this day done in any fewer sets than I previously had done them.

Sean and I then drove to Ault Park, and I ran hills. I went for 15 minutes, as many reps as possible. Had a goal of 30, got 31. I will do this again on Friday and go for 33.

Saturday, May 29, 2010

DIY

THE WEEK IN REVIEW

I'm going to try to update more frequently. We'll see how that goes.

My lifting this week:
Mon: Deadlifts, 295x8
Wed: Bench, 175x8
Thurs: Squat, 270x5

This was our 5/3/1 week of 5/3/1. I felt good about everything here except my squat, which sucks absolute balls. I know I need to be stretching out my hips a bit more and just generally get a bit more mobile. On a recent EFS Q&A, Marc Bartley talked about this book which I downloaded. I'm gonna try and do some of these stretches twice a week before bed, as well as being more diligent about my warm ups and foam rolling, and hopefully I can work some of this out.

Next week is our deload week. I probably need it, but I'm not sure how easy I'll be able to take it. When I'm in the gym, I usually feel like killing it, not taking it easy - otherwise, why else am I there? So this will be a new thing for me.

Cardio:
Monday: sprints in my backyard, 30 yd sprint, touch, sprint back, touch, etc. Do this for 15 secs, rest 30, repeat. Did these for 10 min after deadlifts and tried to get 90 yd each time.

Tuesday: Walked 9 holes of golf, met Sean at Xavier afterwards. We took turns running with the sandbag up the stairs between O'Connor and the Armory. We went left shoulder, right shoulder, Zercher carry, repeat. Best time was Sean at 25.6 secs. We went up and down 6 times. After Sean's 6th trip, he vomited for about 2 minutes straight. It appeared to be a gallon of liquid. I felt pretty nauseous too, so we turned it in for the night.

Wednesday: no cardio, besides yard work, but we supersetted our bench accessory work, and that kept my heart rate pretty well elevated

Thursday: Ran 2 miles in 19 minutes. Running is boring, but I'm gonna keep it in the mix. It's a nice feeling of accomplishment when I force myself to get through it.

Friday and Saturday: No cardio. Lots of sleep. 18 holes of golf on Saturday. Then Sean and I built the platform in the video below. It's pretty awesome.



Never done reverse hypers for real before, so it's hard to say how closely this approximates the real thing, but I think it's pretty rad. I felt like Matt Hoffman working out in a polo shirt.